Found this at The League of Liberals:
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Being an ardent pacifist, this is all a little strange and unsettling to me, but what the hell, it’s just a game.
Stalking across the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Natalie! And she gives a mighty bellow:
“Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!”
Just for grins, I imagine Hugh Jackman going into battle dressed like vampire slayer Van Helsing.
Running on the terrain, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Hugh Jackman! And he gives a vengeful roar:
“I’m going to torment you like it’s my job, and throw you out the window!!!”
Uhhh, I don’t think so — though my mind’s picture is a pleasing one, to be sure.
One more, Halle Berry.
Lo! Who is that, striding on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Halle Berry, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She grunts vengefully:
“Ares, God of War, be praised! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!”
Whoa. Time to go to sleep.